Drinks with your work BFF after another BSD drops a bunch of crap on your lap “because you’re just so good with details”.
Even if nothing else came from my graduate degree, at least my rooommate is now the Danish ambassador to France.
Your son tells you his wax museum project is due tomorrow and you have no idea what he’s talking about.
Chicago in the summer. Much better than Chicago in the winter. Or North Carolina in the winter, for that matter.